AISubs v3.7
Yamazaki! Tetsuya! Yamazaki!
About a month ago, there was an appointment ceremony for Okazaki Tourist Telecommunications, right?
Yes, there was. Yes, there was.
This time, Tetsuya, Toshimitsu and Yamazaki went there,
but in the middle of it, Toshimitsu-san was replaced by a different person,
or rather, there was an incident where a strange person was mixed in.
No, it wasn't like that. No, it wasn't like that.
No, it wasn't like that.
Oh, that's Toshimitsu-san!
It was also mentioned in the newspaper, wasn't it?
No, no, it wasn't written in the newspaper.
It said "A mysterious man who calls himself Toshimitsu."
Excuse me.
I'm the leader, Tetsuya. Nice to meet you.
I'm Shota.
I'm the member, Yumemaru. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nikiido.
I'm Toshimitsu.
I've been friends with you for a long time, so I knew at once when I saw your sub-channel.
Oh, this is Toshimitsu's fake.
Wow, you're good.
But this is a skill I can do because I've been friends with you for a long time.
A long time ago, when a foreigner came home and said "It's me, Tetsuya," your mother was fooled a lot, wasn't she?
Yes, that's right.
Because you're quite famous, I thought it wouldn't be strange for people who say your name to appear at any time.
For example, there's a phenomenon that the body and the body collide and interchange.
If it happens at the same time, we can't judge Tetsuya and Yumemaru by their faces.
If you can't see that person's contents and say "I'm Toshimitsu," you can't regroup again unless you can see that it's a fake about Toshimitsu.
If you can't see it at that time, it's not good.
First of all, Tetsuya-kun, the leader.
And Yumemaru-san, the sub-leader who talked to the leader and made "Toukai Oya".
You were the sub-leader.
It's really embarrassing.
It's my first time.
Now we're going to train you.
The people behind you will be replaced by someone else.
A replaced person will appear here.
And that person is connected to the real Toshimitsu.
So ask that person a question.
Yes.
Oh, this person is really talking about Toshimitsu.
Of course, there are two dummies.
Don't be fooled by it.
I think it's better to have a high quality dummy.
This time, Shibayu-san and Ryo-san, who know Toshimitsu well.
If it's Toshimitsu, I don't feel like doing this.
I'm going to deceive you like that.
I see.
One of the three of you will choose the person who contains the real Toshimitsu.
I see.
That's how it is.
Three times.
Toshimitsu version, Shibayu-san version, and Ryo- san version.
These three people will be replaced by someone else.
I don't know what I can do.
Except for your turn, ask Toshimitsu for help.
Especially you in the middle!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So, three people who have been replaced by chance have arrived.
Please take a seat here.
Please come in.
I'm happy to see you again!
This time, Mr. Toshimitsu is replaced by someone in here.
From the left, Mr. Toshimitsu in first place, Mr. Toshimitsu in second place, and Mr. Toshimitsu in third place.
Thank you for having me.
Shall we say one thing at a time?
Shall we start with you, Mr. Tetsuya?
Yes.
In one word, what am I to you, Mr. Toshimitsu?
Mr. Tetsuya.
Let's tell everyone that we can't hear anything more than you think we can.
Let's say it again.
You've told us that you can't hear anything more than you think we can't hear anything.
- From staff member, the other person's situation is getting worse. - Staff member Toshimitsu.
- Since high school... - Staff member, come here.
- Staff member!
- Because staff member Toshimitsu wants it. - Staff member Toshimitsu wants it.
- Since high school, you've been with me. In one word, what am I? - A comrade.
- Thank you.
- I see. - Okay, in order.
- Okay, number 2, please. - Hmm, well, you know...
- I've seen you too many times, I can't help it. - Well, you know...
- I've seen you too many times, I can't help it. - I can't help it.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's too early.
- It's too early for you, Toshimitsu. - Number 3, please.
- Hmm, since a long time ago... - Since a long time ago...
- It's Tetsuya. - It's Tetsuya.
- I see. - Yes.
- This kind of person is now Toshimitsu. - To be honest, number 1 is like Ryo, and number 3 is like Toshimitsu.
- But this time, Ryo is not pretending to be Ryo. - I wonder about that.
- This is Toshimitsu, isn't it? - I wonder about that.
- But number 3 is trying to get into this conversation. - I wonder about that.
- Yeah, you can probably see his face from over there, like he's old or something like that.
- I think we can do this. - Should we do three questions?
- Three questions. - Mr. Imemoro! - Yes!
- Um...
- Please hurry up.
- Yes, please hurry up.
- Say it now!
- As soon as you raised your hand!
- You're late!
- By the way, um... - You're late!
- Um, excuse me!
- Um, Mr. Imemoro, you don't have to get into this conversation.
- I understand. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Imemoro.
When you meet your favorite artist or star in the city,
what do you say to them?
Mr. Toshimitsu in first place, please.
Would you like to go out for a meal together?
- Wow. - Isn't that amazing?
- That's a great advice, Mr. Toshimitsu. - Yeah.
- Would you say that? - No, I wouldn't say that.
Mr. Toshimitsu in second place, please.
Well, if it's someone I like, I don't want them to get in my way.
I don't want them to talk to me, either.
So I'll burn it in their eyes.
If it's someone you like, you don't want them to trick you, either.
You don't want them to trick you, either.
So you'll burn it in their eyes, right?
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see. - She's got the power.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll burn it in their eyes.
- You don't talk to them, you just look at them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Toshimitsu in third place, please.
- It's obvious. - It's obvious.
- I'll make you bald with a barricade. - I'll make you bald with a barricade.
- I'll make you bald. - I'll make you bald.
I'll make you bald.
- Wait a minute! - It's obvious.
I'll make you bald with a barricade.
- I don't know how many people will know. - Five.
- They're not moving, right? They're not bumping into each other, right? - I don't think they're bumping into each other.
Okay, last one.
Please decide with this.
If you could do it in the Tokyo Dome...
If you could do it solo...
- What would you say in the first mic? - What would you say in the first mic?
- What would you like to say? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Toshimitsu in first place, please.
Let's go, you guys!
Okay, Mr. Rivern, please.
Okay, stand up. Just stand up.
Stand up...
- Stand up... - Oh!
You guys...
I hope you're doing well...
You guys!
I hope you're doing well!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I see. - I see.
Okay, okay, okay.
- I'm looking for you. - I'm looking for you.
Mr. Toshimitsu in third place, please.
Tokyo!
It's you!
- It's you! - It's you!
Wow, it's you!
You can call one of these people "Mr. Toshimitsu"
and bring them back to normal.
You can call someone who used to control you.
- I see. - Which Mr. Toshimitsu will you call?
The real Mr. Toshimitsu is...
- Mr. Toshimitsu in third place! - Yes!
Mr. Toshimitsu in third place, please come to this room!
Please come in.
- It's you! - It's you!
Yay!
So...
- Well done! You got it right! - Well done!
- Damn it! - Why?!
- I'm so sorry, Mr. Toshimitsu! - I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
But I don't know what you two used to say.
Everything you said was right.
By the way...
- Okay, next up is Mr. Ryo. - Okay.
- You can switch places over there. - I see.
- It changes there. - Yeah.
- I see.
Let's move on to the second question.
- Okay, the order has changed. - Yeah, the order has changed.
- It's completely random now. - Yeah.
- Right, left, one, two, three. - Yeah, one, three, two, three, three.
One of you has switched places with Mr. Ryo.
Okay, please look at the question in three ways.
Please say one word that will make a woman cry.
- I see. - I want to be with you forever.
I want to be with you forever.
- Oh... I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Mr. Ryo, you're up next.
- For now... - For now...
- Come over and drink wine with me. - Come over and drink wine with me.
- Oh... - Oh...
- No...
- It's not "no." - It's not "no."
Okay, Mr. Ryo, you're up next.
I'm going out with you now.
I don't mind if you say it, Mr. Ryo.
- The way you say "I miss you," Mr. Ichiban, is very Ryo-like. - Oh, like "trash," right?
- It's not something you can say for sure, so I think it's fine. - Okay.
- It's a memory you have from your childhood with your family. - Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, Mr. Ichiban, you're up.
- On a luxury ship going on a world tour... - On a luxury ship going on a world tour...
- While everyone was doing social dancing on deck, I was dancing with my brakes and accidentally fell into the sea. - On a luxury ship...
- I wasn't dancing socially. I was dancing with my brakes and... - And you fell into the sea.
- On a world tour... - And you fell into the sea.
Mwahahahaha!
- I just said it like that. - Next, number 2, please.
- A long time ago... - A long time ago...
- We all went to eat sushi... - We all went to eat sushi...
- It was so good... - It was so good...
- That we bought the restaurant... - That we bought the restaurant...
- We bought... - We bought...
- The restaurant... - The restaurant...
- That we... - That we...
- That we bought... - That we bought...
- We bought...
- That we bought the restaurant... - That we bought the restaurant...
- So you just said it. - Even if we said it, it's all about how we thought of it.
- That's right, we should say it. - Next, number 3, please.
- In... - In...
The dog...
...was happy.
The dog was happy in the oven car.
Is that enough?
The dog was happy.
Is that enough?
That's enough.
It's getting harder and harder.
It's hard!
To be honest, number 3 has too much of a funny angle.
Ah, I want to eat pizza.
Are you upset?
He got caught, so it doesn't matter.
He doesn't care anymore.
But we don't know who is number 1 and 2.
Please look at the last question.
It's like a future forecast.
That's a good idea.
What do you want to be ten years from now?
Please answer as briefly as possible.
It's quite accurate.
Let's start with number 1.
I want to fly around the world in a private jet.
I see.
Let's move on to number 2.
I want to live happily with my family.
I don't think it's enough.
Let's move on to number 3.
I want to be a professional parkour player or a pirate.
He said "pirate" in a normal way.
I'm not a pirate.
We've finished answering 3 questions.
To be honest, I didn't know.
The first and the second questions are a little difficult.
I thought "fukuo sushi" was more like "tashimitsu".
The first question "I want to be with you" is also like "fukuo sushi".
I really think so.
Can we have the first one, Ryo-san?
Yes.
The first one, Ryo-san.
Please come here.
Wow!
Well done!
Perfect!
It was perfect.
We've been waiting for you.
The second question was difficult.
What is it?
Was there "dokushin"?
Of course not.
Make sure of it.
Thank you for inviting me over for a drink.
It's "wine" and "tashimitsu".
One of you three has been replaced by Shibayu-san.
It may seem like an easy choice.
What kind of greeting will you make when you say "I'll do my best to produce".
It's difficult.
I see.
I'll do my best to produce.
You're serious about it.
I'm serious about it.
What kind of greeting will you make, Tetsuya-san?
Do you want me to say "I love you" in Shibuyu dialect?
No, it's Tetsuya-san's greeting.
I'll say "I love you" in Shibuyu dialect.
Hikakin!
Let's do it again today!
Homerun TV!
Are you going to change your channel?
Let's start with Shibuya-san!
I'm Kikai-kin.
Oh!
With a voice-over!
No, no, not like that.
Then, number 2-san, please!
Shun, shun, shun, shun...
Ijuuto-bi...daisuki-ti-bi...
desuka?
Don't ask me!
Ijuuto-bi...daisuki-ti-bi...desuka?
I see.
Yoshimoto-shinki!
Then, number 3-san, please!
Bun-bun...bun-bun...bun-bun...bun-bun...
Hachi-desu.
That's the introduction of a bee!
No, but...
Bun-bun...bun-bun...bun-bun...hachi-desu.
It feels a little bit sincere.
With that "bun-bun" and that face of his, and lastly...
Hachi-desu.
His sincere face!
Don't sing!
Then, Yumemaru-san!
Mitsuya and I had a fight.
Please stop that fight.
I see.
This is difficult.
The answers are getting longer and longer.
Ichima-san, please!
Chotto...
Stop it! Stop it!
♪ In a gentle forest ♪
♪ There is no quarrel ♪
♪ Right? ♪
Can you stop it with a song?
Ichima-san, please!
♪ We put them in a diving bag ♪
♪ We stay at home for a day ♪
♪ About five times ♪
Five times is not enough.
Isn't it like a meditation room?
It's pretty scary.
It's not about how you praise me.
It's about that!
Ichima-san, please!
♪ We both smell the worst part of our bodies ♪
♪ We write down our thoughts ♪
This is very difficult!
It's difficult!
♪ We write them down ♪
Now, the final question!
What is it?
On the contrary, it's not a joke.
It's more like a joke.
Well, that's right.
Now that we've come this far, it's up to us how we're going to receive it.
Let's do it quickly!
I don't know what it is because you three are saying it.
I don't know what it is.
I like Venus.
When you seriously buy an African elephant, what do you call it?
When you name an animal...
Seriously?
Seriously.
Seriously African elephant.
It's pretty tough to give your pet a weird name.
Motegi-san, do you have a cat's name?
Do you have a real name?
Algiros Iruros.
It's a silver cat in T-shirt language.
You've thought about it seriously, haven't you?
I've thought about it a lot.
Now, it's a serious version.
Yes.
Now, please listen.
Yes.
Now, Giba-san, please.
Kiyokichi.
Kiyokichi?
Kiyokichi.
Kiyokichi?
It sounds like a pet's name, doesn't it?
Well, well, well...
Giba-san, please.
Dodoburango.
Two!
Dodoburango.
Two!
Now, Sambar-san, please.
It's...
Tamos.
Tamos?
Tamos.
What's that?
It's a pet's name.
It's called "Tamos-jan", isn't it?
Yes, that's all for the questions.
What?
What's "Tamos"?
Now, one of you has been replaced by Shibayu-san.
What? What? What? What?
Why did you come in here?
I hate you.
Now, which Shibayu-san will you call?
Your instructions are up to here, so I stopped here.
Double jump, No. 2, double jump, dodo blank, two, two, jump box.
I'm going to put it in the jump box.
Certainly, they all have Shibayu-ness.
Can I say one more thing?
I often feel Shibayu-ness in "dodo blank".
Certainly.
I also have a feeling that Shibayu-ness has been used.
I see.
Oh, oh, go back.
Oh, I'm going back.
Oh, you're going back?
He's not here, so it's scary.
"dodo blank", "two", now that I think about it, Shibayu-ness is likely to be used.
Oh, well, yeah, like "two".
Also, double jump seemed like Shibayu-ness.
Is it?
The real Shibayu-ness is No. 2.
Now, please welcome No. 2 Shibayu-ness.
Let's go!
Yeah!
You did it! You did it! Good job!
Thank you!
Who do you think is number one?
I think it's this kanji "ryo"
Okay, please welcome number one "ryo"
Ta-dah!
It's number one "ryo"
What?!
Wow! I didn't expect it!
This is...
Wow, it's so cool in here!
For real?!
It's so cool!
I see!
I didn't expect it!
Wow, for real?
This is frustrating!
Seriously...
What does "vamos" mean?
Seriously...
It's pretty bad, but...
There was a time when I didn't understand what you were saying
I said "vamos"
Oh, you said "vamos"
I see you're still interested in "vamos"
That's right. On the contrary, it's a good kanji
Well...
Tezuya-san, Yumemaru-san...
Well done!
You three did it!
I'm getting kicked!
Now, even if Tokai On-Air is replaced with someone from all over the world,
we can rest assured as long as we have you, Tetsuya-san!
We'll leave it to you from now on!
As a leader and sub-leader, we have to make sure we say what we have to say!
If we get replaced, we'll have to ask questions!
Well, you know...
It's all a success, so congratulations!
Congratulations!
And thank you for your cooperation, you three!
Thank you!
Goodbye!